Instant Regret Kit
- The stuff we couldn’t sell
- And you want it?
- Even though you didn’t want it when we tried to sell it before?
- Whatever
The Foot(?)-rathon(???)
We interrupt this Meh-rathon of foot-related products to bring you something entirely regrettable!
Does this particular Instant Regret Kit have anything to do with feet?
Maybe. Maybe not.
Will it contain a rabbit’s foot keychain that grants its owner wishes but only in the most diabolically twisted ways?
It’s unlikely.
Will it smell like feet?
Very possibly!
(But seriously, these are just your standard IRKs.)
