Instant Regret Kit
The Zaggs in the Walls
Hey hey, it’s a ZAGG-RATHON! You like charging things? You like hearing things? You like lights? You like amateurish psychological/cosmic horror stories? Well, do we have the event for you. 24 hours of nonstop Mophie, Braven, Halo, and iFrogz accessories! Get ’em while they are hot, because we got this food heating lamp at a discount, so it’ll probably die any second, but hey, we’re selling all day!
Mr. Lyle Kromrad,
I have not heard from you in some time. Has there been any change in your condition since meeting with Dr. Freund? I checked our records, and it seems that you have not requested any further medication.
Please get back to me at your earliest convenience.
Dr. Ainsley
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
