Instant Regret Kit
- Just the worst stuff
- Seriously, no one wants it
- But… you do?
A Very Foolish Meh-rathon
This might be just a normal IRK.
Then again, it’s April Fools’ Day, so it’s possible that Joe from the warehouse will put a copy of that book in it.
You know, the one he found behind the holiday projectors? That no one can remember ordering? With the very leathery cover? And a title like The Skin Volume or something? And then pages and pages of silly recipes for “potions” and directions for “incantations”?
That one!
