Instant Regret Kit

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THE ORACULUM

Welcome to THE ORACULUM. Join us, as our resident oracles of eTail and otherwise provide predictions that will 100% potentially eventually happen. Okay, maybe the only thing we can really guarantee you is that we have a lot of stuff today. Like, a LOT of stuff. And maybe, JUST MAYBE, one of these predictions will come true.

January 17th, 2023

Anthony by name great by the filthy fact

Of Lousiness wasted to his end:

One who will want to be desirous of lead,
Passing the port he will be immersed by the elected one.
In short, get wrecked, Anthony.
You know who you are.

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