Instant Regret Kit
Our Take
- Like, why?
- Can you even answer that?
- SEMI-IMPORTANT: these are among our lowest shipping priorities right now, so if you get one, you’re going to have to wait a bit for it. Like maybe a month. But just think: anticipation will only make the regret that much more extreme!
- Model: R3GR3T-TH33-T0-4-NUNN3RY
A Stir-Crazy Meh-rathon
TIP FOR THE HOMEBOUND: Remind yourself that you can still take risks!
You can’t go out and have too much to drink at a bar and cry in front of a bunch of strangers. You can’t get a tattoo on a whim. So you might think you’re in the clear now, that you can’t make any regrettable decisions.
That’s why you should buy a bundle of garbage called an “Instant Regret Kit”: to remind yourself that danger still lurks!
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
