@willdavi Ive been vmp for years and have only ever gotten 2 Fuko/IRK it drives me insane that only when its a IRK do they ask if I’m a robot and then ask me to select which picture has a car or something.
@dtwsportsfan@willdavi Yup, those of us with slow internet get screwed pretty consistently. I liked the choose-your-own-adventure; it was fun and, wonder of wonders, I got an IRK!
@Kyser_Soze was the the scary lizard in the bottom of the screen and that was you running away? I think i bought an old video camera of yours off of eBay. This was on it. It took me a while to transfer this video into a .gif, but it was worth it.
@Jamileigh17 Sadly I don’t drink, but I sure enjoy the Casemates kickstarter shirt!
I’d say I make 6-8 purchases a year across the various sites, so with the deals I get, yeah, it’s probably still worth it. Looking forward to my 20lbs of pasta, wife doesn’t know about it yet…
@coblebaby@vponce@kristikwhite You are all Members, not Very Mediocre People. VMP was discontinued. As mentioned above, those with the V shield are VMP and those with the hearts are Members.
FYI, I also have that cheeze doodler that was on prior to this purchase. That doodler has been used one time…
I’m hoping, this kit will be used at least 3.14 times.
@ShotgunX my husband got both but he isn’t VMP. He got the one during midnight. I tried and it is the first time I told me I couldn’t get another one - crazy . . . Guess Mediocrebot is playing a prank on me!!!
@ShotgunX not my first rodeo . . . . hubby has his own card and account and purchased on his own computer while I snoozed. When I tried the VMP I was on my phone and signed into my account . . . figure there was a glitch in the Matrix or @mediocrebot was
/giphy playing-tricks again
Thank you for still having the VMP ones! I know there’s not THAT many of us left, but it’s nice to know on Mehrathons I don’t have to fight for an IRK. Especially when I’m not really shopping a lot otherwise. (I mostly use it for the free shipping on casemates, well worth it!)
@moonhat The first year was from the kickstarter. VMP still gets free shipping there/the rest of the sites on the homepage’s lower left. And considering it’s a buck per bottle, that adds up!
I got one and they sold out instantly. Looks like there are still 250 vmp’s left which is kinda surprising since the offerings have been so bad lately.
@dino2269 did you have to verify you were not a robot then click on boxes that had cars or bridges? I only get that when its IRK. Im still VMP, and ur right not much for us these days.
I got fooled last time by the VMP thing, turns out I’ve only been a paid member of this site for years, but not enough years. From the comments it sounds like other people are discovering the same thing…
I call total bullshit - the page would not load (just this IRK page, all others load fine) then its sold out before I can hit the captcha - not a very happy VMP member at the moment
Are all of these for VMP’s only? Or, just this one? I was watching throughout the day, but then realized that I couldn’t have bought these even if I got through.
That’s ok, I know that SOMEDAY Meh will recognize my dedication to ridiculous obsolete electronics I do not need, and send me that pallet of Martian watches they’ve been eyeballing with increasing despair.
Where oh where’s my instant regret kit?
I though I had it here in my hand.
I clicked through the checkout and tried “enough Already,”
The web site came back with a (MEH) It was gone.
@katbyter Remember when they sent out free socks and said VMPs would get free stuff periodically? I never got anything after the socks! But now that nobody can join, it’s a threat of if you quit, you’re gone for good!
Personally, I always try to get the regular offering and only rely on the VMP as a safety net…there is no guarantee they will always have VMP hour and even then you could be shut out
Ahhhhh, I missed it. Busy with work. I even set an outlook reminder, but I didn’t see it pop up - got burried under other windows. Dang it. Congrats to those of you lucky - or unlucky - VMPs and kickstarters who scored one.
Med size sports bra, small cosmetic bag, tamo phone case for iphone 6, scraf, black IRK bag, wine stoppers. I am happy just to get one and get the bag so you will not see me bitching. Mom took the scraf wife took the cosmetic bag and will give wine stoppers to alcoholic brother and I keep the bag very happy for five bucks.
It arrived today in a robotic vacuum box. It contained a USB plugin charger, three wine bottle stoppers and a broken roomba clone with half the pieces. In the end I got an IRK bag and USB charger I don’t need. I’d do it again! #NoRagrets
Sheeit I needed a new bag, otherwise I woulda regretted this damn shit. I wish my grandma was alive so I could give her that cosmetic bag only so that she can turn around and slap me with it.
@arbdef contact support and let them know. FYI They are taking 5+ days to respond to people because they are so backed up with messages.They do honor that the irks are supposed to have a bag.
RMA’d mPulse Go black BT speaker. Initial checkout: it works plugged in to USB power (pairs, plays), but looks like the battery is kaput as it never charges. This will get a teardown.
Propel Orbit HD drone bits, including the remote, drone, battery, battery charger, cable, spare blades and tools, 8G microSD and reader. Quick-check shows it works.
3 2-packs of Lucas alkaline AA cells (the drone remote takes 6 AA).
DC Car Charge Pack in pink (12V USB accessory charger with 6’ old Apple 30-pin plug cable).
Michael Kors snap-on iPhone 5/5s plastic case.
3 pairs of Jessica Simpson earrings. Gold tone, heavy. Must have steel core because the magnet grabs 'em. They look like rings of specialty opening tools.
Hmmm. It seems my kit has decided to come right to the Pitney Bowes distribution center in my NY town, and then ship right back to the mothership in Texas. Must have scared it off.
May 23, 2020
4:18pm ET
MAY 23 2020
Departed Pitney Bowes Facility
Grapevine, TX
May 21, 2020
11:08pm ET
Departed Pitney Bowes Facility
Monroe Township, NJ
May 21, 2020
10:11pm ET
MAY 21 2020
Delivered to Pitney Bowes Facility
Ballston, NY
May 20, 2020
5:43pm ET
MAY 20 2020
Arrived at Pitney Bowes Facility
Monroe Township, NJ
May 14, 2020
12:30pm ET
MAY 14 2020
Inducted into Pitney Bowes Network
Grapevine, TX
May 12, 2020
7:25pm ET
MAY 12 2020
Electronic Shipping Info Received
Carrollton, TX
May 11, 2020
7:25am ET
MAY 11 2020
Label Created
Carrollton, TX
@nemo2005 Unfortunately that sounds about right. Mine did a round trip too and then back again (TX, IN, TX, IN) then to my post office, then to another one, then in transit to unknown destination, then showed up while still listed as in transit. After it showed up the tracking was changed retroactively and got rid of some of its wandering path. Who knows where it really was.
Mine departed the local shipping partner facility 11 days ago and has been stuck at that stage ever since. The USPS is still awaiting item. I think my IRK is lost in the mail.
My IRK miraculously showed up this morning in a very light box. It included a black IRK bag, a very fancy overnight bag, a meh popsocket, some wine stoppers, and some nail polish to prevent you from biting your nails. It was a cromulent haul. I can’t complain.
Pretty lousy. A bag plus:
6 pink 6 foot DC car charge paks
Another USB cable - 4461983 - can’t find
Another USB cable - Tamo charge-N-glow micro
2 hair ribbons
This is my first Irk. But have had 3 fuko bags. This is the best by far. Finally the wife didn’t yell at me for receiving a bunch of crap. She got a new vacuum and is happy as can be
Mine was exceptionally bad this time around. Usually they’re at least decent, but this one downright offended me.
2 iPhone cases of some sort
Vestia Wine Stopper set (lucky in a way, since I have the sealer from a previous purchase)
IRK bag
And the pièce de résistance, a black Bluetooth headset/earbud thing that looked and smelled like it had seen the inside of someone’s asshole. I seriously don’t know why they bothered shipping something like that and not throwing it in the trash at the warehouse, because that’s exactly what I did. First item from an IRK I’ve ever chucked into the garbage like that.
I got:
1 - cardboard box
1 - black irk bag
2 - camo trucker hats
1 - Monster screen cleaning kit
1 - ceramic knife (awesome!)
1 - mystery gift that was wrapped, turned out to be ladies in-ear headphones.
Specs
What’s in the Box?
It is a mystery ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Warranty
Throw it in the trash
Estimated Delivery
Tuesday, Sep 6 - Monday, Sep 12
/giphy mountainous-woeful-hunchback
@mebisping Holy hell.
@mebisping thats nauseating
@mebisping WTF
/giphy vomit
@mebisping @steelopus I love that giphy - it came up on my order number for the April Fool’s IRK.
@Kyeh @mebisping @steelopus @arbdef @jnicholson0619 For more fun about that ride…
@mebisping @steelopus & Holy Shit!!
@cinoclav Oh that’s right! I remember seeing people riding this when I visited Sedona in 2018 and thinking they were insane. Holy crap.
@arbdef @cinoclav @jnicholson0619 @Kyeh @mebisping @steelopus Holy Toledo!
@arbdef @cinoclav @jnicholson0619 @mebisping @steelopus OMGOMGOMG -well, that got my heart rate up! Some people are just born without fear genes, I think! Really cool, though!
Wow am I IRKed
VMP FTW!
/giphy bizarre-lamentable-prison
/giphy mixed-carbonated-pasta
/giphy fervent-vague-cod
I was expecting some kind of fish
@lichme i liked that map
Good luck!
CHIRP! CHIRP!
/giphy mossy-normal-jaguar
/image mossy-normal-jaguar
fuck me - ALL GOD DAMN DAY AND THIS
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
/giphy fist pump
Yes!
/giphy external-owlish-unicorn
well hell I hope that mine is russian.
/giphy spurious-like-pig
/giphy ponderous-short-cottage
Damn! I want to be vmp!
@willdavi Ive been vmp for years and have only ever gotten 2 Fuko/IRK it drives me insane that only when its a IRK do they ask if I’m a robot and then ask me to select which picture has a car or something.
@dtwsportsfan @willdavi Yup, those of us with slow internet get screwed pretty consistently. I liked the choose-your-own-adventure; it was fun and, wonder of wonders, I got an IRK!
@willdavi
/giphy honored-frankly-barbarian
Of course. I cancel my VMP… this month of all months because of getting a paycut. After holding on to it all this time it finally bites me in the ass.
@zachary ouch
Meh - heh - heh…
/image merry-uppity-pony
/giphy merry-uppity-pony
last couple of fukus were pretty bland…
here’s hoping for moar of the same
@username Teh worst!
Dammit.
Horray for VMP.
/giphy mellow-chunky-feast
In a time like this, we all have regrets. I can now add an instant regret to mine.
Fucking VMP IRK!
/giphy generic-steadfast-hound
What the what, I got in and then it said I wasn’t a VMP (I am) and then the refresh and sold out
#Bummer
@TK4TWO1 You are a member, not VMP.
You may have failed CAPTCHA but on the upside, you’re less of a human.
@TK4TWO1 If you were a VP you have a little V in the badge next to your name if you have a heart you are just a member sorry
@TuffGong Ah - TIL, I should have never canceled my VMP back in the day; and that I don’t actually have it again
/giphy losing-austere-coast
Got one
/giphy abject-unforgiving-brass
I wasn’t eligible, but at least I got in a practice click.
@cfg83 Same… I was like MAYBE I’m a VMP and don’t even know it?
Nope.
@indiebass They threw us an IRK bone and I got me one. The NUMBER ONE reason to stay at home these daze is an IRK.
/giphy ignorant-cramped-creature
@n3uka Yes, Trailer Park Boys!
Yes I got one! Woo hoo!
/giphy better-queenlike-boundary
Sold out while checking out
/giphy ordinary-derelict-soldier
Dammit. My heart can’t handle this rejection and my phone running so slow. Freaking meh gonna kill me
Got one!!! Yes!!!
that sold out fast.
/giphy quick
@mattdanger Where’d you get the vid of my ex-wife?
@Kyser_Soze was the the scary lizard in the bottom of the screen and that was you running away? I think i bought an old video camera of yours off of eBay. This was on it. It took me a while to transfer this video into a .gif, but it was worth it.
/giphy unwilling-used-spaghetti
yaaaaaaaaaas. Though let’s be honest, if all I ever buy is IRKs, is it really worth the VMP price?
/giphy frail-elicit-loris
@smigit2002 Depends if you’re also using any of the free shipping on their other tites. It more than pays for itself for me on Casemates orders.
@smigit2002 Your giphy says it all! haha
@smigit2002
/giphy yes
@Jamileigh17 Sadly I don’t drink, but I sure enjoy the Casemates kickstarter shirt!
I’d say I make 6-8 purchases a year across the various sites, so with the deals I get, yeah, it’s probably still worth it. Looking forward to my 20lbs of pasta, wife doesn’t know about it yet…
/giphy addictive-teal-strawberry
@miskreeta wow!!
/giphy harmful-gleeful-apollo
DAMN IT. VMP only. My regular membership gets me no where with this.
/giphy organic like hydrogen
@carl669 Look, you got a fucker for a gif!
Hot damn, I got in. Huzzah for VMP. Still losing money but IT FEELS SO DAMN GOOD.
How do I upgrade my membership to vip?
@housepage916 you can’t. VMP closed, but whoever already had an active subscription was allowed to keep it.
/giphy murderous-frozen-squirrel
/giphy diligent-eloquent-sidecar
6 years of VMP for this!
/giphy plump-innocent-root
WTH! It said I wasn’t a VMP member when tried to purchase but totally am!
@vponce same for me
@vponce SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME! Siiiiiigh
@vponce You are a member, not VMP.
@coblebaby @vponce @kristikwhite You are all Members, not Very Mediocre People. VMP was discontinued. As mentioned above, those with the V shield are VMP and those with the hearts are Members.
@cinoclav Thanks for that explanation. I didn’t see it earlier and that helps shed some light.
FYI, I also have that cheeze doodler that was on prior to this purchase. That doodler has been used one time…
I’m hoping, this kit will be used at least 3.14 times.
/giphy pickled-gusty-yoke
Haven’t ever regretted VMP membership in 3+ years
/giphy euphoric-warty-floor
I finally got one wooooooo!..
I GOT ONE FINALLY!!! 4 years of VMP membership leading up to this moment!
Pantopon?
Score, guys! Looks like we get the fun one!
At least that only wasted about a minute of my time.
Learned something:
There are more than 251 VMPs left – never would have guessed there were still that many.
@phendrick I was thinking the same thing. I was stupidly refreshing the URL for the previous deal.
@phendrick Gotta be more than that if it still sold out in seconds. Still a competition.
@phendrick
Almost missed this, I got up to switch the radio for my 3:00 program. Sat back down and just got in under the wire.
/giphy economic-honorable-power
@blaineg Now I can relax.
Tried to buy and was told I couldn’t buy anymore. Ummm didn’t buy one ay all during this session. Last one was in January
Hmmm. Wonder if the April Fools side deal kept me away from this IRK???
PRANKS! CRANKS! SHANKS! wait…
@trlenoir Nope, I got both.
@ShotgunX my husband got both but he isn’t VMP. He got the one during midnight. I tried and it is the first time I told me I couldn’t get another one - crazy . . . Guess Mediocrebot is playing a prank on me!!!
@trlenoir I got this IRK and the April Fools IRK.
@mediocrebot you got
/giphy pranks-jokes
@trlenoir Were you trying on your own separate account? If it has the same address and/or payment info, it might automatically disqualify you.
@trlenoir And to think they said being a hand model wasn’t fun or exciting!
KuoH
@ShotgunX not my first rodeo . . . . hubby has his own card and account and purchased on his own computer while I snoozed. When I tried the VMP I was on my phone and signed into my account . . . figure there was a glitch in the Matrix or @mediocrebot was
/giphy playing-tricks again
Yay, VMP pays off!
/giphy ill-incoherent-asparagus
Blast you, the privileged VMP!
/giphy anxious-halting-disease
Dang. I didnt miss captcha and refreshed right when it switched and still missed it
You may have failed CAPTCHA but on the upside, you’re less of a human.
@mediocrebot at least robots can’t get covid19…unless they can, then it was just bad all around
/giphy unadorned-odd-spot
Thank you for still having the VMP ones! I know there’s not THAT many of us left, but it’s nice to know on Mehrathons I don’t have to fight for an IRK. Especially when I’m not really shopping a lot otherwise. (I mostly use it for the free shipping on casemates, well worth it!)
@Jamileigh17 there is still free shipping on casemates ? For some reason I thought it was just that first year
@Jamileigh17 Apparently there are a lot of us left since it sold out reasonably quick.
@moonhat The first year was from the kickstarter. VMP still gets free shipping there/the rest of the sites on the homepage’s lower left. And considering it’s a buck per bottle, that adds up!
/giphy hurt-bullish-hill
finally, my first one since my last in 2006.
@stickscalhoun 2006???
@PocketBrain I have not had … great luck (and lived outside the US for 5 years)
@stickscalhoun Point being, Meh was founded in 2014, so you must have been living outside spacetime, as well.
@PocketBrain Maybe @stickscalhoun is an old Wooter and counting bags of crap as well?
@PocketBrain @sammydog01 That is indeed the case! Though apparently I was off by 1 year.
I THOUGHT I was VMP, but it wouldn’t let me order anyway… maybe next time…
@TheJay VMPs have little V’s next to their names. You have a heart.
Wow…sat though SO many 15 minute items, and finally an IRK, but then VMP only! Oh well… at least the cheese gun made me laugh!
I thought I was vmp. I’m apparently only second rate. #sadface
@darrellkirby same here.
WOO! I’m so disappointed I bought one!
/giphy lame-exultant-sangria
/giphy jaunty-wanting-arsenic
Says I’m no VMP when I am.
@kristikwhite You’re a mehmber, not a VMP. Sorry.
@kristikwhite but you’re not
@kristikwhite You’re badge shows that you are
just a member not a VMP.
I see that now; thanks
I got one and they sold out instantly. Looks like there are still 250 vmp’s left which is kinda surprising since the offerings have been so bad lately.
@dino2269 did you have to verify you were not a robot then click on boxes that had cars or bridges? I only get that when its IRK. Im still VMP, and ur right not much for us these days.
@dino2269 I was looking at things to cut last night. $5 VMP is on the list!
Did I see where this took less than 20 seconds to sell out? Dang people!
@jrhatton That long?
HipHip Hurraaay!
/giphy mentionable-misanthropic-buckeye
@moonhat
I really wanted that pantopon
I missed it again . One day I will get to regret kit.
@kashimoto503 You couldn’t have bought this one anyway, you’re not a VMP. There should be at least one more this evening.
/giphy lifeless-flecked-wizard
Rats! I’m VMP, but I was switching the wash! Argh!
@lyoness don’t feel bad. You don’t have the V in the badge next to your name. You need the V
@lyoness You aren’t VMP unless you are paying $5/ month VMP fee and it’s closed to new members.
@Kyser_Soze I was an early adopter, followed them over from Woot. I don’t know why I dropped off the VMP rolls, but I’ve put in an inquiry.
Well, I’m a VMP, but I guess not VM enough. Sold out…again…
$60 a year for 5 years for one pair of socks, free shipping, and this! Thanks, meh-rcatalyst!
/giphy efficient-soggy-osprey
I got fooled last time by the VMP thing, turns out I’ve only been a paid member of this site for years, but not enough years. From the comments it sounds like other people are discovering the same thing…
@geekahedron yup. I’m rather annoyed, too. Argh.
@geekahedron this discovery is made every meh-rathon
I call total bullshit - the page would not load (just this IRK page, all others load fine) then its sold out before I can hit the captcha - not a very happy VMP member at the moment
@jmhsrv
Hey, meh seems to have found my credit card info sometime between early IRK and MVP IRK. I’m act over being furious, but don’t pull the again, meh
I’m VMP but got mine earlier this morning so another fellow VMP’er could get theirs.
@rileyper It was a bad day to log on at 8:31 am EDT
So close, I got to the “Enough Already” but …
Are all of these for VMP’s only? Or, just this one? I was watching throughout the day, but then realized that I couldn’t have bought these even if I got through.
@rosenthd vmp only hour from 4 - 5. regular sales again at 5
/giphy cunning-timid-stem
missed again…I blame the goat…
Oh yes!
/giphy torrential-poetic-roll
@KNmeh7 I hate Rick now!
@KNmeh7 @Kyser_Soze
Oh, noooo! I walked away for lunch.
@megania NOOOOOO!
That’s ok, I know that SOMEDAY Meh will recognize my dedication to ridiculous obsolete electronics I do not need, and send me that pallet of Martian watches they’ve been eyeballing with increasing despair.
Hopefully while a few still work.
Where oh where’s my instant regret kit?
I though I had it here in my hand.
I clicked through the checkout and tried “enough Already,”
The web site came back with a (MEH) It was gone.
@GTTraveller VMP only. VMP members pay $5/mo. and it’s closed to new members.
Everyone who stays VMP without ordering anything for a year should get a “free” IRK.
@katbyter I was at 4 months before this IRK.
@katbyter Remember when they sent out free socks and said VMPs would get free stuff periodically? I never got anything after the socks! But now that nobody can join, it’s a threat of if you quit, you’re gone for good!
FUCK
Personally, I always try to get the regular offering and only rely on the VMP as a safety net…there is no guarantee they will always have VMP hour and even then you could be shut out
Soooooooooooo. My friend was messaging me about PC advice and I minimized my window. RIP the dream.
/giphy cry
@dzieciom Life is so much easier without friends!
@Kyser_Soze That person is of course now removed on all forms of media for their treachery
I missed it again!! And it was for the VMPs
@ekawaguchi If it makes you feel any better your badge says you’re not a VMP.
@ekawaguchi VMP members pay $5/mo. and it’s closed to new members.
@ekawaguchi @Kyser_Soze Members pay $4.99 though so this may confuse them. There are two types of membership.
@ekawaguchi @sammydog01 WTF! What do they get for a penny less?
/giphy noiseless-impulsive-bucket
Whats a VMP?
@wjelliott grandfathered membership program
@wjelliott VMP members pay $5/mo. and it’s closed to new members.
@Kyser_Soze @wjelliott And we are Very Mediocre People.
@wjelliott The Biggest Suckers of them All
/giphy suckers
It’s like you instantly regret NOT getting the IRK. So that should cancel out the regret and leave you feeling meh.
Pantopon in the IRK?
What about us original Lab Rats. I’m a kickstarter, VMB, AND a Lab Rat #219. I feel the need for a little bit of love. Sniff, sniff…
@Teripie They love you, they just love your $5 a month more.
/giphy fantabulous-sudden-cottage
No confirmation email yet, though…
@mtbm33 Same here… Still waiting for the email.
@mtbm33 aw, Three’s company was so fun.
@mtbm33 Just go to the top and look for stuff you bought under your account.
@Kyser_Soze yeah, I’ve checked that and it’s on Processing. Just seems odd there wasn’t a confirmation email.
Ahhhhh, I missed it. Busy with work. I even set an outlook reminder, but I didn’t see it pop up - got burried under other windows. Dang it. Congrats to those of you lucky - or unlucky - VMPs and kickstarters who scored one.
@DJP519 I’d guess there is likely at least one more left today… although not VMP
/giphy fluorescent-mossy-pipe
/giphy cursive-morbid-radish
/giphy windy-effective-lemur
I’m so mad I missed it again, I hate having shit to do on mehathons
/giphy fascinated-olden-sidewinder
/giphy ablaze-fierce-hawk
I got my shipping info, I’m so disappointed!
Yay! Mine shipped! Just another 1-2 more weeks before the big regret!
Finally shipped May, 13th
Just tracked mine. Shipped from Dallas to Denver and is currently in… Indiana? Regrettable routing delays regrettable openings, i suppose.
Hoping there will be more IRKs today.
@littlebadparrot This was the IRK from last month that you’re replying to.
I missed it! I picked a hell of a time to help my kid with math.
heyyyy… it shipped.
@PocketBrain I’m still waiting for mine to ship.
Thanks meh!
Age of open box mp3 players are behind us.
tiny size sports bra
travel hair straightener
spa head band
hair clips!
One of my least fave IRK/Fukos to date. No picture, but mine included:
Med size sports bra, small cosmetic bag, tamo phone case for iphone 6, scraf, black IRK bag, wine stoppers. I am happy just to get one and get the bag so you will not see me bitching. Mom took the scraf wife took the cosmetic bag and will give wine stoppers to alcoholic brother and I keep the bag very happy for five bucks.
It arrived today in a robotic vacuum box. It contained a USB plugin charger, three wine bottle stoppers and a broken roomba clone with half the pieces. In the end I got an IRK bag and USB charger I don’t need. I’d do it again! #NoRagrets
I got a…
Sheeit I needed a new bag, otherwise I woulda regretted this damn shit. I wish my grandma was alive so I could give her that cosmetic bag only so that she can turn around and slap me with it.
Ugh mine has been stuck at a “Partner facility” since monday. I am guessing it got lost in the process somewhere.
@arbdef I think they must be backed up like crazy. Mine sat at one for four days.
@arbdef Mine, too. I think it has been like that since Saturday.
SO I just got mine. Some AA batteries, a powerbank, 2 pairs of those monster foot shoes, a makeup bag, and NO MEH BAG. where is my bag MEH???
@arbdef contact support and let them know. FYI They are taking 5+ days to respond to people because they are so backed up with messages.They do honor that the irks are supposed to have a bag.
My IRK thus far:
I’ll probably follow with pictures.
Hmmm. It seems my kit has decided to come right to the Pitney Bowes distribution center in my NY town, and then ship right back to the mothership in Texas. Must have scared it off.
May 23, 2020
4:18pm ET
MAY 23 2020
Departed Pitney Bowes Facility
Grapevine, TX
May 21, 2020
11:08pm ET
Departed Pitney Bowes Facility
Monroe Township, NJ
May 21, 2020
10:11pm ET
MAY 21 2020
Delivered to Pitney Bowes Facility
Ballston, NY
May 20, 2020
5:43pm ET
MAY 20 2020
Arrived at Pitney Bowes Facility
Monroe Township, NJ
May 14, 2020
12:30pm ET
MAY 14 2020
Inducted into Pitney Bowes Network
Grapevine, TX
May 12, 2020
7:25pm ET
MAY 12 2020
Electronic Shipping Info Received
Carrollton, TX
May 11, 2020
7:25am ET
MAY 11 2020
Label Created
Carrollton, TX
@nemo2005 Unfortunately that sounds about right. Mine did a round trip too and then back again (TX, IN, TX, IN) then to my post office, then to another one, then in transit to unknown destination, then showed up while still listed as in transit. After it showed up the tracking was changed retroactively and got rid of some of its wandering path. Who knows where it really was.
I wuv u meh
Mine departed the local shipping partner facility 11 days ago and has been stuck at that stage ever since. The USPS is still awaiting item. I think my IRK is lost in the mail.
Still waiting for mine to ship as well as 2 other items I have ordered.
@jwoody27 The April 15th one? You may want to check with customer service on that.
@jwoody27 yea mine hasn’t shipped either…
My IRK miraculously showed up this morning in a very light box. It included a black IRK bag, a very fancy overnight bag, a meh popsocket, some wine stoppers, and some nail polish to prevent you from biting your nails. It was a cromulent haul. I can’t complain.
I got mine today.
Probably the most disappointing IRK I’ve gotten so far, but worth $5 for the entertainment value
Mine still shows:
May 20, 2020 at 4:57 pm
Departed Shipping Partner Facility, USPS Awaiting Item
GREENWOOD, IN 46143
Seems slow…
Stuck at Pitney Bowes grapevine since May 13th. 15 days and counting. Hopefully it’s not chocolate… Or puppies.
Pretty lousy. A bag plus:
6 pink 6 foot DC car charge paks
Another USB cable - 4461983 - can’t find
Another USB cable - Tamo charge-N-glow micro
2 hair ribbons
The best one yet!
This is my first Irk. But have had 3 fuko bags. This is the best by far. Finally the wife didn’t yell at me for receiving a bunch of crap. She got a new vacuum and is happy as can be
Mine was exceptionally bad this time around. Usually they’re at least decent, but this one downright offended me.
I got:
1 - cardboard box
1 - black irk bag
2 - camo trucker hats
1 - Monster screen cleaning kit
1 - ceramic knife (awesome!)
1 - mystery gift that was wrapped, turned out to be ladies in-ear headphones.
VAN GOGH! MANGO! TANGO! AWESOME!
@Kyser_Soze My daughter’s dog likes boxes. It has to “rest” for 3 days because of covid-19, then he gets to use it like this box.
@Kyser_Soze Your dog is a cat I think.
So I finally got my April IRK today
1 IRK bag
1 USB wall plug
1 pack of 3 wine stoppers
1 Swiffer clean air system
Not bad for $5
Now to wait for my May IRK which is on the way and should be arriving in September
/giphy joker laugh