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Instant Regret Kit

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Meh-ddling Kids: A Very Mysterious Meh-rathon

“But if no one would mind,” Jenny said, “why were you going as fast as Doug says you were?”

“I was aggravated on my way home,” Cheryl said. “I don’t like to be seen there. You know, given that I work here. But I got stuck in line behind someone who was taking forever. You know how they added a huge arts and crafts section at the Groce-A-Lot? Well this guy was buying about fifty little tubes of glow-in-the-dark face paint! And the cashier was ringing them up one at a time.”

“Wait a minute,” Lenny said. “The ghost glowed in the dark!”

“That’s our guy!” Kenny said.

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