Lenovo owners, this might solve the least of your problems.

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Oh, uh, speaking of which, if you have a Lenovo laptop, you should know that some people are saying you might have a security problem. “Some people” as in the U.S. government (“Systems will continue to be vulnerable until corrective action has been taken”) and Lenovo themselves (“We messed up badly”).

It seems some shitty piece of ad-serving shitware called “Superfish” made it possible for everything you do in any web browser to be observed by parties unknown. Your online banking password, your fantasy baseball draft rankings, that time you clicked on a Buzzfeed headline about the 19 Hottest Pregnant Celebrity Beach Bodies: all of it. So if you have a Lenovo laptop, check here to see if your browser is vulnerable and if so, take steps to scrape out that Superfish crud immediately.

-so wait, where were we? Oh, right, this battery charger power-pack thingy. It’ll charge laptops up to 65W in power from just about any brand except Apple. If that describes your laptop, you should buy it. From us. Right now. But Lenovo owners? You might want to wipe out Superfish before you enter your credit card number.