Incase ICON Backpack
- On Icon’s page, next to a photo of the backpack, it says “an award-winning backpack, designed to carry all the essentials.”
- Pretty much sums it up.
- Oh, choose between deep red and bronze.
- Yes, you probably just want a black backpack… but sometimes you gotta have an open mind to get that deal, friend.
- And it’s not like they’re neon green or leopard print.
- (Which would actually be pretty dope, honestly.)
- Also: it’s 19" x 13" x 9", has a volume of 17L, and can hold up to a 15" MacBook.
- Model: CL55532. The 5’s are supposed to pronounced as an s-sound. Because this thing has so much Classs (minus the a, because vowel sounds are not super clssy).
Tonight, On The Hallmehrk Channel (Pt. 3)
There’s more magic than usual in the air tonight on the Hallmehrk Channel. Check out these fantastic holiday features!
Do you hear the singing coming from Darren Marbleson’s (Corden Blaith) Icon backpack? No, its not coming from the side pocket designated for his iPad, or from a laptop in the spacious main compartment. It’s the three other members of his podunk town’s barber shop quartet, who, following a tragic ski accident, have been reincarnated as wise-cracking nutcrackers (voiced by Kylon Bangkst, Gordo Teamsmith, and Jean-Phillipe Menard Gauche). And they’re on their way to the annual Carol-Off, where they’ve performed each winter for the past fifteen years.
This year proves to be difficult, though. Not only are the nutcrackers struggling to match Darren’s pitch; they’re demanding to sing “O’ Gesegnetes Paket,” a rare German carol featuring notoriously difficult harmonies. Their reason? As their last unsung carol, it might just be what frees their souls from their wooden prisons for good. Will they succeed? And even if they do, will it be enough to earn first place over the Uber-rich Blane Glanderson (Trently Highwater) and his quartet of hired opera singers? Find out in… A Nut So Normal Christmas!
Cory (Glancious Imbriham) isn’t exactly the most popular kid in the small town of Glenn’s Gulch. His parents aren’t helping things, either. His mom (Dame Gayle Norley) wants him to to try out for the school Christmas Pageant, whereas his dad (Hutch Rails) thinks a spot on the local intramural hockey team might be just the trick for making friends. Both end in hilariously disastrous ways that hurt Cory’s social standing far more than they help. But he doesn’t mind. In fact, each year during the holiday season, he’s happy to have a clean social slate. Because that just allows him to spend more time with Doug Snow’Brien (voiced by Patrick McDunn O’Gregory McDowd)!
That’s right! For each of the past three Christmas seasons, Cory hasn’t been holed up in his room reading comic books, like his parents think; he’s been going on a series of wild adventures with a giant living snowman! Together, they’ve already protected the local Christmas tree farm from the dastardly Pine Poachers, thwarted the developers who tried to build a swanky hotel over the town park where the Holiday Festival takes place, and returned the golden wreath to the undercover Christmas princess. So what does Doug have planned for the two of them this year? Something bigger than all of their previous adventures combined: he wants to trigger a nuclear winter so that he can live forever as a god among men! Find out if they succeed in… Doug Snow’Brien 4: Snow Hope For Mankind!
We hope you enjoy! As always, be sure to pitch your own Hallmehrk Christmas movies in the comments and don’t forget to check back tomorrow for another double feature!
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Incase ICON Backpack 61
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Car Stereo Touchscreens: Maybe It Bothers Me 30
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Someone is willing to give you a free backpack. What color/pattern would be a deal-breaker? 33
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Somehow, KR is still alive and playing 7 -
Team Meeting Tuesday with your Mehrry Muppet 7 -
I think, therfore 21 -
That's it I'm convinced. This is a social experiment. 37 -
Ever had a package stolen, this guy was tired of it. 44