iJoy Mini Projector Set with Screen and Speakers

  • A projector, a screen, and two speakers walk into a bar.
  • Bartender says, “Oh, cool! My Meh order is here.”
  • The projector can be powered by a power bank when you’ve gotta screen something without outlets.
  • Projector can project an image as small as 24" and as big as 130".
  • Screen is 84" so you’re still in business even if your entire house is covered with paisley wallpaper.
  • Also, the screen can be folded and stored in an included protective carrying bag.
  • Model: PR0J3CT-URS3LF-B4-U-WR3CK-URS3LF.
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Mediocre Studios

We could tell you all about how this thing comes with an 84" screen that can be folded up and stored, as well as two speakers for stereo sound. Or we could tell you how the projector itself can project a picture anywhere from 24-130". Or we could tell you about how it has a micro USB port so you can plug it into a power bank for when you want to watch a movie and there are no outlets around. And actually we did tell you those things. Just now.

But the specs don’t do it justice. Because a projector isn’t just another means of watching stuff. It provides something that you can’t get from a television: a certain cinematic feeling.

That’s what we were chasing at least, when we set one in a spare conference room at the Meh office so we could finally give “theatrical releases” to the many films made by Mediocre Studios, our production arm.

Here are just a few of the Mediocre movies we’ve screened so far:

  • Ghost Negotiators
  • A Modicum of Country for Middle Aged Men
  • There Might Be Blood
  • A Single Totally Average Man
  • Gone With The Mild Breeze
  • Les Mehsérables
  • You’ve Got Mail (From A Listserv [From Which You’ve Been Meaning To Unsubscribe])
  • Apocalypse Eventually

We couldn’t be more excited that these have finally received the (company-)wide release they deserve, and with a red carpet to boot! (Someone spilled Mountain Dew Code Red on the carpet in front of conference room.)

So what are you waiting for! Buy this iJoy mini projector set and turn your living room into a mini-cineplex TODAY!

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