iHome AutoVac Nova S2 Robot Vacuum and Mop with LIDAR Mapping
Our Take
- It vacuums so you don’t have to
- Good at mapping
- Looking for the IRK? It’s right over here!
Cleaning House: a Meh-rathon
ROY fights the DELINQUENTS with the mop and bucket.
[Figure out details later. Maybe he shorts them out with the water? Maybe he knocks them into a neon sign and electrocutes them or something? It’s gotta be very badass stuff, though. Jason won’t settle for anything less.]
While wiping the work laptop of Calvert Harrison, a project manager who recently left his position at the company for a comparable role with a rival, our IT department discovered a Microsoft Word file titled ‘CLEANING_HOUSE_SCREENPLAY_FOR_JS’ as well as several Notepad documents containing phone numbers and email addresses for people with a tertiary connection to Jason Statham. The screenplay was, by all indications, written on company time and therefore, per Calvert’s contract, belongs to us. So, please enjoy these excerpts and stick around all day for great deals on spring cleaning gear and stuff for getting outside. (And Mr. Statham, if you’re reading, this is available!)
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
