A veritable galaxy of Amazon review stars

Mel Brooks once said, "Tragedy is when I stub my toe. Comedy is when you fall into an open manhole and die."Pain isn’t always funny when it happens to you, and it’s kind of a dick move to mock others currently in pain … but what about recent, now-relieved pain? That’s right up our alley, and the Amazon reviews of the Homedics Rapid Relief Electronic Pain Relief Pad are a treasure trove of recent-though-now-alleviated suffering! “Don’t ever want to be without these.” - namaw16Amazon review or Taylor Swift lyric: you decide!<br> “I can walk around,cook,and clean,all while getting relief for my back pain…” - connieNo need to take a break from the activities that are actually causing the problem now!<br> “Wonderful for me, with this little trick” - B. MohrSo click here for this one weird secret that drives women wild!<br> “This skeptic says it works!” - Dave CunninghamThanks to its patented Illuminati Sorcery<br> “Five Stars” - Lori GuntherUhh, no shit?<br> “Only thing that helped my back pain!” - April HayesSo long, leeches and prayer! (Drops loudly into trash bin.)<br> “It sure does its job, to bad it took so long to get here.” - Cindy GrimsleyHometics: the general contractor of pain relief!<br> “Fantastic alternative to OTC pills.” - Indiana GardenerYour hint-dropping for heavier drugs is too subtle.<br> “One happy back…” - D. James "djames163"The less successful sequel to that dancing penguin movie.<br> “I feel nothing” - Laurence K*Do not apply to soul.<br> “It’s always entertaining to read customer reviews.” - John BowmanYou said it, John!<br>Let us know your thoughts in the forum!