A veritable galaxy of Amazon review stars

Mel Brooks once said, “Tragedy is when I stub my toe. Comedy is when you fall into an open manhole and die.”

Pain isn’t always funny when it happens to you, and it’s kind of a dick move to mock others currently in pain … but what about recent, now-relieved pain? That’s right up our alley, and the Amazon reviews of the Homedics Rapid Relief Electronic Pain Relief Pad are a treasure trove of recent-though-now-alleviated suffering!

★★★★★ “Don’t ever want to be without these.” - namaw16

Amazon review or Taylor Swift lyric: you decide!

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★★★★★ “I can walk around,cook,and clean,all while getting relief for my back pain…” - connie

No need to take a break from the activities that are actually causing the problem now!

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★★★★★ “Wonderful for me, with this little trick” - B. Mohr

So click here for this one weird secret that drives women wild!

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★★★★☆ “This skeptic says it works!” - Dave Cunningham

Thanks to its patented Illuminati Sorcery™

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★★★★★ “Five Stars” - Lori Gunther

Uhh, no shit?

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★★★★★ “Only thing that helped my back pain!” - April Hayes

So long, leeches and prayer! (Drops loudly into trash bin.)

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★★★★★ “It sure does its job, to bad it took so long to get here.” - Cindy Grimsley

Hometics: the general contractor of pain relief!

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★★★★★ “Fantastic alternative to OTC pills.” - Indiana Gardener

Your hint-dropping for heavier drugs is too subtle.

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★★★★★ “One happy back…” - D. James “djames163”

The less successful sequel to that dancing penguin movie.

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★☆☆☆☆ “I feel nothing” - Laurence K

*Do not apply to soul.

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★★★★★ “It’s always entertaining to read customer reviews.” - John Bowman

You said it, John!
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