Home 365 Collapsible Multi-Purpose Rolling Crate Cart
- A big ol’ thing for moving stuff around
- Can haul up to 80 pounds of books, paperwork, gardening tools, or whatever you have that needs hauling
- The top can hold up to 250 pounds, meaning you can sit on it, stand on it, or stack stuff on it
- Is it available in Georgia red: Actually, yes?
Move Along
Is this one of the weirder things for us to sell?
Your immediate response would likely (and understandably) be: no. It’s a big, rolling collapsible box that can transport up to 80 pounds of stuff. Additionally, its top can hold up to 250 pounds, meaning you can sit on it, stand on it, or stack stuff on it. That makes it significantly less weird than, say, a Bluetooth speaker that looks like a lantern and can also open bottles and brew Nespresso.
But what about the other part of the initial question? We’re not just asking: is it weird? We’re asking: is it a weird thing for us to sell?
Because, the aforementioned Bluetooth speaker/bottle opener/Nespresso machine possesses a certain lol, sure, why not factor that this rolling box/cart just doesn’t have. Nor is it small like earbuds. Nor is it consumable like ramen or a whole bunch of granola bars.
In other words, it’s not really an impulse buy.
Some of you might think: Oh sweet. I was just thinking that I needed a big thing to roll around and occasionally sit on. Like maybe you’re a musician and you’re often hauling cables and pedals around. Or maybe you live in a big city and could use this to get your groceries back to your apartment from the store.
But a lot of you are going to see this and be like, What would I even do with that thing?
It’s a fair question, albeit one with a very simple answer: you’re gonna move some bullshit with it.
You see, everyone accrues bullshit. Those who shop on this site likely accrue more bullshit than most. Much of the bullshit in the world will sit still, used or unused. But there will come a day when you look at your accumulated bullshit and think, Man, I wish that bullshit over there was over here, and when that day comes, you will curse yourself for not making this thing one of the bullshit items you accrued over the years.
What we’re saying is: it might not be a fun impulse buy, but if you do buy it, you’ll eventually be happy you did.
So buy it, duh!