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Himalayan Breeze Animal Fans

  • Animals meet fans for fans of animals, fans, or animal fans. Fanimals?
  • Plastic blades, metal body, all awesome, or something
  • They can be corny and you can like them at the same time, there’s no law against it
  • They’re about 19 x 12 x 6 inches, depending on which one you get
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Don't act cool. Stay cool.

Go with your gut. Follow your bliss. Obey your thirst. If one of these whimsically corny folk-art-style animal fans makes you smile, for whatever reason, own that feeling. Whether you think it would be cute in your kids’ playroom or magnificent in your grand ballroom, your first instinct is your best instinct.

Ignore the signals from your stupid brain that you’re not the kind of person who would like these fans. If you like at least one of them, even for a moment, you are by definition that kind of person. The path to happiness lies in accepting that fact.

O foolish vanity! So what if these fans aren’t at the cutting edge of decor? What difference does it make that they’re not artistically or conceptually consistent with each other? If they lift your mood a little, isn’t that more important than checking off the boxes of somebody else’s rulebook?

Life’s too short to bury your true self under a thick slime of uptight self-consciousness and fake cool. And don’t cop out with an ironic escape hatch. There’s no such thing as “so bad it’s good” or “so uncool it’s cool”. There is only “yes” and “no”. If your heart is saying “yes”, how dare you give your head the veto power to say “no”?

Stop toadying up to your critics - including that critic inside your head. In your heart, you know you’d rather stay cool for real, than act cool for pretend. Shop like nobody’s watching. Fan like you’ve never been hurt.

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