@JonT Clubbing with baby seals is the best. They are so cute. The bouncer lets them right in. But not me. Oh no. "Get in line," he says. What? I'm not cute enough but the fucking seal is? He never buys drinks! Never. Not once has he offered to buy a round. OH NO. Always waiting for somebody to pull out their wallet. Looking all innocent when he says, "but I don't have pockets. I can't carry a wallet." You have that big ass iPhone 6+, you little doe-eyed bastard, that you are on all. the. time. And nobody believes that story about your "girlfriend" in Thailand. Nobody. You know what? Clubbing with that baby seal dick sucks. Fuck that guy. And where's my lucky shovel?
My 8 year old hasn't eaten pork in almost 5 years because one day he just loved pigs. His room is full of them. I told him I can't quit, because I love him but I also love bacon. But I applaud the principles on the little guy.
@Pavlov That's beautiful, man. And thoroughly sounds like what he'll end up writing. @awk We keep thinking he'll give in to the sizzling sounds of bacon but it hasn't happened yet. He does, however, eat chicken because in his words, "Chickens have no souls, so they can get in my belly".
My fellow Homo sapiens rank pretty high on that list.
@Pavlov I like the idea of Homo sapiens, but first hand experience has soured me on them. Kinda like parrots. ;)
@simplersimon I just really enjoy the taste.
@simplersimon Parrots are dicks.
Dinosaurs count, right?
@WilhelmScreamer http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/510SC%2BxIbQL._SX258_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg
@WilhelmScreamer @nadroj This one embeds (good pull, @nadroj):
Monkey fan and I'm in.
I do have a favorite animal and its belly is sliced up and in my belly.
@Veloslave Aww, I like baby seals too!
@JonT Clubbing with baby seals is the best. They are so cute. The bouncer lets them right in. But not me. Oh no. "Get in line," he says. What? I'm not cute enough but the fucking seal is? He never buys drinks! Never. Not once has he offered to buy a round. OH NO. Always waiting for somebody to pull out their wallet. Looking all innocent when he says, "but I don't have pockets. I can't carry a wallet." You have that big ass iPhone 6+, you little doe-eyed bastard, that you are on all. the. time. And nobody believes that story about your "girlfriend" in Thailand. Nobody. You know what? Clubbing with that baby seal dick sucks. Fuck that guy. And where's my lucky shovel?
@JonT I was gonna say Human, like Pavlov did.
@PocketBrain You just did. : )
Bacon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tiger.
Red panda.
@Trillian Red Pandas are the best. Adorable little bear-cats.
Last I checked beer has yeast, yeast is alive. Beer. Beer is my favorite animal. Yes, beer!
My 8 year old hasn't eaten pork in almost 5 years because one day he just loved pigs. His room is full of them. I told him I can't quit, because I love him but I also love bacon. But I applaud the principles on the little guy.
@jaremelz He'll grow up and write the next great American novel "My Baconless Childhood or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Pig".
@jaremelz Someday he'll learn that the best way to show love for something is to pass it through your digestive system.
@Pavlov That's beautiful, man. And thoroughly sounds like what he'll end up writing. @awk We keep thinking he'll give in to the sizzling sounds of bacon but it hasn't happened yet. He does, however, eat chicken because in his words, "Chickens have no souls, so they can get in my belly".
Yes, but I haven't exactly littered my home/office/etc with pictures. I post them in Meh forums sometimes.
My favorite animal is a ROBOT SCORPION.
@awk I love robots so much.
The best animal is the one that isn't alive near me.
Ocelot.
@ComputerMD82
Yes, but only if you count "covered in Fur" from said animal to be decorating
facehugger stage of Xenomorph
@Fish_Kungfu.
@PocketBrain Hahaha! Love it!
Buttermilk is my spirit animal
@The_Baron that's awesome! Goats are a trip.
@The_Baron Awww, cute little asshole. :)
Tarsier is my favourite.
@ChrispyTmeh True facts about the tarsier. You've got to watch this!
@Teripie Bring me Solo and the Wookiee.
Guess
@Moose A camel!
@Moose a jackal! It's a jackal!
@Moose The Aye-Aye!
It's called a Liger. It's pretty much my favorite animal.
Foxes! Fablefire shirts are pretty much the only thing I get from Woot these days.
party animals
sloths everywhere...
@Tamar https://screen.yahoo.com/snl-digital-short-sloths-000000330.html
Just let me order the darn fans, OK?