The Foot(?)-rathon(???)

Drink plenty of water, because we’re taking you through 26.2 miles of deals. It’s a marathon. It’s a meh-rathon. But mostly, it’s about your feet.

Jean-Paul Sartre said that literature was a bourgeois substitute for being truly engaged in the world around us. He even turned down a Nobel Prize for Literature, and if that isn’t putting your money where your mouth is, nothing is.

We point this out because he also said that hell is other people and now that’s on some socks.

Just wanted to make sure you had some additional Sartre facts fresh in your mind in case a sophomore philosophy major tries to challenge your existentialist street cred because of your dope-ass socks.