Happy Nappers Sleepy Sack with Pillow (20" x 54")

  • All rolled up, it’s a cute little buddy
  • Unrolled, it’s a sleeping bag (that’s still a cute little buddy)
  • Machine-washable
  • Favorite quirky comedy of the mid-2000s: Nap-oleon Dynamite
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Cuddle Up, Buttercup

It seems like a particularly cruel joke that children and parents have such diametrically opposed needs and wants.

Like, imagine this: you’re the parent of a young child. Someone comes to you and says, “Hey, I’m going to make you dinner and get everything ready for your day tomorrow, but I need you to do some things for me. First, take a warm bath and then sleep for ten hours. And tomorrow, drop everything mid-day and get a couple more hours of shut-eye then too.”

You, the parent, might start sobbing. You might fall to your knees. You might say, “Thank you, thank you, thank you!”

But for many young children, the above proposal–take a bath, get a good night’s sleep, and nap the next day–requires extensive negotiation. They don’t want to! An extended soak? Gross! Sleep? Why do we even do it? It’s just a waste of time that might otherwise be put toward useful pursuits like playing with toys and watching cartoons!

Hence, the creation of products like this.

Basically, what we have here is a fun creature that children can sleep in, just like Luke and Han in that dead Tauntaun once upon a time. Except not as morbid.

All rolled up, it looks like a plump little friend. Unrolled, the head serves as a pillow. In other words, your kid has a built-in adorable buddy to cuddle with while they catch a few winks, thus making the concept of laying down and staying still infinitely more appealing. And when it’s time to clean, you can just toss it in the washing machine.

Makes you wonder: what other products could use this toy-ification? Maybe a sponge that looks like a cute frog with its tongue out, ready to lick the gunk off dirty dishes? Maybe a chest of drawers designed to look like a multi-mouthed monster, each one with its own unique diet of clean, folded laundry? Maybe a broom with a cute border collie head on top of the handle and a button you can press to make it say, “Ruff! Ruff! Time to herd some dirt!”?

Just spitballing here.

Anyway, get your kid a cute sleeping bag!

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