Happy Heat Electric Hand Warmer
Our Take
- Cold hands suck
- This will help
- Looking for the IRK? It’s right over here!
Bad Valentine: A Meh-rathon
Giving a Happy Heat Electric Hand Warmer as a belated Valentine’s Day gift
What you want it to say: “I don’t want to be your Valentine. I want to be your partner. I’m here to hold your hand and keep it warm… even when we’re apart.”
What it actually says: “I got cold feet on Valentine’s Day, but now you’ll have warm hands every day.”
Did you forget V-Day this year? Don’t worry. We’ve got you covered with a Meh-rathon of make-up gifts! Are they romantic? That depends. Do you find robot vacuum cleaners, antiperspirant spray, and lube romantic? Guess you’ll just have to stick around and see what we have to offer!
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
