Fukobukuro 18: Meh-rathon Edition
- May the gods protect us
- It’s a Fuko
- For those of you who are new to the site, the Fukobukuro is a grab-bag of random junk that has been taking up space in our warehouse and –
- Nevermind, it sold out
Letters from the Mehditor
We hired a freelancer to write the entire Meh-rathon. But out of spite or laziness or or insanity he just wrote letters to random companies and people. Meh regrets the error.
TO: obedience@petsmart.com
SUBJ: I will take this to court.
You guys act like you love animals and just want to help people take care of their pets but then when I bring my dik-dik to obedience class suddenly everyone is clutching their pearls and screaming about protocol and blaming ME for that woman’s VICIOUS SCHNAUZER attacking my beautiful dik-dik.
Rick Rick is an innocent victim in all this and if you do not hand over the obedience class diploma that HE RIGHTFULLY EARNED I will be forced to take this to a court of law. The Supreme Court if necessary.
You don’t get to judge which pets are obedient. Not any more.
Meh
PS
I am sorry about Rick Rick goring that weiner dog but you have to admit there was no real damage done and it was pretty hilarious when he knocked him off that stupid little podium.
