Foscam Wireless IP Camera 720p (Refurbished)
- Remote viewing, panning, tilting, zooming, whatever you’re into
- Add an SD card (not included) for built-in DVR, or record over the network
- Refurbished (and ugly) but who cares; it’s a remote camera
- Model: FI9821P
Yesterday's "wow" is today's "yep" is tomorrow's "LOL".
“Hey buddy, can I ask you something?”
The name is Bubby. Like it says here on the name tag.
“Right, sorry. I’m Neil. Neil Ross? Neil Ross, dammit? The best damn wireless security camera salesman in this territory three straight years?”
Uh, that’s impossible, sir. I’ve been the top salesman in this territory for the last five years.
“The years I’m talking about are 2001, 2002, and 2003. But you must have heard of me.”
I was in high school, sir.
“Fine, OK, anyway, you’ve got a misprint here in these specs. It says this Foscam wireless webcam’s resolution is 720p. Now that can’t be right.”
If you’re looking for the 1080p cameras, they’re right over -
“No, no, I don’t think those numbers mean what you think they mean. There’s no way an IP camera could possibly hit resolutions like that. That’s 720 lines of pixels!”
Yes, it’s possible. It’s been possible for years. Commonplace, even.
“You serious? At this price? I didn’t even think the military had cameras this good.”
Yes. Yes! Have you been trapped in a cave for the last decade?
“Don’t be ridiculous. I was cryogenically frozen.”
That was my next guess. Now is there anything else I can help you with? Or will you do me the favor of leaving now?
“What? I’m Neil Ross, dammit. And just for that, I’m not going anywhere. I’m not going anywhere for a long, long time.”