Eveready Silver Alkaline Batteries (110 AA or 168 AAA)

  • Batteries, ever heard of them
  • Great for when the first wave of Christmas batteries starts to fade
  • Stash in a drawer and apply to misbehaving remotes
  • Made in 2020 and good 'til 2030
  • Model: UP-2-84TT
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Pretty Simple

These are not your Christmas morning batteries. Hopefully, you already have those, because if you don’t, there are bound to be a few tears and a bit of anxiety come the 25th. After all, it might be 2021, but there’s still a surprising amount of stuff that can’t be charged with a USB cable.

Instead, these are your few-weeks-after-Christmas batteries: that stock of power for when the first wave starts to fade. And any not chewed up and spit out by fun new gadgets can be stashed in a drawer to be used as your why-isn’t-the-remote-working batteries.

And… uhh… yeah. That’s about it. They’re batteries. Pretty simple. Not much else to say. So we decided to use this space for something else: to highlight a set of designs on sale over at Mediocritee until December 27th. And what better way to do that than with:

A Sublimely Stupid Star Wars Joke

Thus concludes…

A Sublimely Stupid Star Wars Joke

So head over to Mediocritee to grab these shirts before they’re gone, and don’t forget to stock up on batteries!

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