Elk Haus Handheld Stainless Bidet Sprayer

  • Handheld so you can really get in there
  • “There” being… your butt
  • Looking for the IRK? It’s over here!
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The Warmth is Waning: A Meh-rathon

How to make the most of the last few warm days with an Elk Haus Handheld Stainless Bidet Sprayer:

  1. Stay outside so long that you shit your pants.
  2. Use this to clean up.

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