EdenPure 360 Super Climater Infrared Space Heater and Cooler

  • It’s cold now, but soon it’ll be cold and non-jolly
  • This thing can keep you warm in your garage or when your furnace gives out
  • It can cool too, but who cares about that?
  • Touch screen and a remote to control it all
  • Is it available in Georgia Red: No, but it does use infrared technology to warm you up
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Stay Toasty

Next week: Christmas! And the first day of Hanukkah! The week after that: New Year’s! And the last day of Hanukkah!

And after the week after that: Nothing. At least, for a while. Just day after cold desolate day, a stretch of grueling days totally devoid of cheer or joy.

In other words: it’ll no longer be the season to be jolly. Instead, it’ll just be… the season. As in: winter. And winter can be rough.

Which is why it’s a good time to hunker down and get cozy. Sure, you might make some resolutions about reversing all the seasonal indulgence, but when you’re not at the gym, you should do your best to stay as toasty as possible. Which means curling up snug as a bug inside your house.

The only problem? You’re not a house cat. You can’t just spend your day within a foot of one heat vent or another. Maybe your favorite reading chair happens to be next to a window that provides excellent natural light but can be a bit drafty.

Or hell, maybe you can’t get totally cozy until you do a little work in the garage, and without any heat, it’s a cool 55 degrees out there. In other words: better than outside, but not warm enough that you’ll stay comfortable doing a project at your workbench.

Or, who knows: maybe your furnace made a few interesting noises a couple weeks ago, and you were just like, eh, who cares? After all, appliances make weird noises all the time. Only, it turns out, the noise in question was a death rattle, and now you’re without heat when it’s 25 degrees out, and you need to stay vaguely comfy until someone can come to fix it in a few days.

In each of these cases, you’ll be happy you bought one of these things. It uses infrared heating elements to provide “Heavenly Heat.” Seriously, that’s what they call it in the copy:

The soft heat is radiated and “rides” the humidity in the room and provides even, moist, soft “Heavenly Heat,” ceiling to floor and wall to wall, without reducing oxygen and humidity

Kinda wanky sounding, yeah? But wanky or not, it just might keep you warm. (Or cool, too, but it’s December, so no one wants to hear about that.)

So buy it, and enjoy heat wherever you need it! Assuming where you need it is inside and near an outlet.

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