EasySlice 5-Piece Knife Set

  • A good set of knives saves you time prepping food
  • This is a good set of knives
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THE ORACULUM

Welcome to THE ORACULUM. Join us, as our resident oracles of eTail and otherwise provide predictions that will 100% potentially eventually happen. Okay, maybe the only thing we can really guarantee you is that we have a lot of stuff today. Like, a LOT of stuff. And maybe, JUST MAYBE, one of these predictions will come true.

March 5th, 2067

The uplifted one will not know his sceptre,

He will disgrace the young children of the greatest ones:
Never was there a more filthy and cruel being,

Except for maybe Jabba the Hut.
What do you mean Jabba the Hut isn’t a real person?

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  • (including shipping)

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