Dyson Purifier Cool Smart HEPA Air-Purifying Fan
Our Take
- Looks like it’s from space
- Blows air and cleans it too
- No blades
- Looking for the IRK? It’s right over here!
Cleaning House: a Meh-rathon
ROY walks MR. THOMAS to the door, shaking his hand before he leaves. But just then, he looks out into the parking lot.
Shot of:
EXT. ROY’S CLEANING SUPPLIES PARKING LOT - DAY
A black van pulls up.
INT. ROY’S CLEANING SUPPLIES - DAY
ROY
Get behind the counter.
MR. THOMAS
What? But…
ROY
Now! Go!
While wiping the work laptop of Calvert Harrison, a project manager who recently left his position at the company for a comparable role with a rival, our IT department discovered a Microsoft Word file titled ‘CLEANING_HOUSE_SCREENPLAY_FOR_JS’ as well as several Notepad documents containing phone numbers and email addresses for people with a tertiary connection to Jason Statham. The screenplay was, by all indications, written on company time and therefore, per Calvert’s contract, belongs to us. So, please enjoy these excerpts and stick around all day for great deals on spring cleaning gear and stuff for getting outside. (And Mr. Statham, if you’re reading, this is available!)
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
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