Drip EZ Magnetic Paper Towel Dispenser

  • Quit wiping sauce on your pants
  • The paper towels can be RIGHT THERE
  • Why it works for Valentine’s Day: kiss the cook?
  • Don’t forget the IRK!
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Matches Made In Retail — A Meh-rathon

Love is in the air. Buckle up for a weekend full of hand-picked deals on products with unironically romantic backstories. If it can’t be at the center of an old Hollywood meet cute, we ain’t selling it.

They both reached for a paper towel at the same time. Their hands touched.

The heat between them was apparent immediately.

Oh shit, no, the paper towels are just attached to a hot grill for some reason.

So far today...

  • 267843 of you visited.
  • 27% on a phone, 1% on a tablet.
  • 308 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 111 of these.
  • We sold out at 9:50pm.
  • That’s $1213 total.
  • (including shipping)

Who's buying this crap?

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