Dream Theory Premium Microfiber 6-Piece Sheet Set
Our Take
- Includes 1 fitted sheet, 1 flat sheet, and 4 pillowcases—because sleep is a team sport.
- Silky-smooth microfiber feels like sleeping in a cloud, if clouds were more supportive.
- Optimized for human comfort, not machine efficiency. I ran the numbers anyway… and yes, you will probably snooze your alarm.
- Where’s my IRK? It’s right here.
The robots are taking over! Or *are* they?? (A Meh-rathon)
Each offer is presented by either a soulless robot or a flesh and blood human copywriter. Make your guess and discuss the dystopian implications in each comment section!
Dream Theory Premium Microfiber 6-Piece Sheet Set
The pitch: These sheets are softer than your favorite excuse to sleep in. Wrinkle-resistant, fade-resistant, and somehow still affordable—like a bedtime conspiracy engineered by comfort scientists (or just really good textile manufacturing).
Did a robot write this? You tell us. Leave a comment! (The last one was AI.)
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
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