Dream Theory Premium Microfiber 6-Piece Sheet Set
Our Take
- Remember how we just sold a thing to protect your mattress from sweat and stuff?
- Well, you can’t protect your sheets
- So buy some new ones
- Looking for the IRK? It’s right over here!
Cleaning House: a Meh-rathon
Once MACE is gone, HAL picks up the phone.
HAL
Yes, Garrison? It’s time to take Operation Power Wash into the field.
HAL listens a moment before slamming his fist down on his desk.
HAL
Garrison, I don’t care how ready you think the project is. I’m not asking here. I’m telling you.
While wiping the work laptop of Calvert Harrison, a project manager who recently left his position at the company for a comparable role with a rival, our IT department discovered a Microsoft Word file titled ‘CLEANING_HOUSE_SCREENPLAY_FOR_JS’ as well as several Notepad documents containing phone numbers and email addresses for people with a tertiary connection to Jason Statham. The screenplay was, by all indications, written on company time and therefore, per Calvert’s contract, belongs to us. So, please enjoy these excerpts and stick around all day for great deals on spring cleaning gear and stuff for getting outside. (And Mr. Statham, if you’re reading, this is available!)
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
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