DPL Pain Relieving Rechargeable Flexible Joint Wrap

  • Good for ankles, knees, elbows, and shoulders
  • Turn it on and it’ll increase blood flow to the chosen area, relieving pain
  • Helps with arthritis, joint pain, muscle cramps, that sorta stuff
  • This thing seems healthy; do you have products for celebrating unhealthy choices: hell yes, over on Mediocritee
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Pain Be Gone

WHAT IS THIS:

This is a pain relief system that can be used on ankles, knees, elbows, and shoulders. Basically, you turn it on and it stimulates temporary increase in blood flow to the chosen area, thus reducing discomfort.

WHAT KINDS OF PAIN CAN IT HELP WITH:

  • Arthritis

  • Minor muscle and joint aches

  • General muscle tension

  • Post-workout soreness

WHAT KINDS OF PAIN CAN IT NOT HELP WITH:

  • The pain of realizing that, actually, you already wore your last-ditch break-glass-only-in-case-of-emergency ill-fitting extreme-laundry-avoidance pants yesterday, and now it’s time to frantically hamper-dive before work

  • The painful anticipation of how that gas station breakfast burrito, delicious as it was, is absolutely going to wreck your stomach in, like, twenty minutes (which might even be worse than the actual pain of the impending stomach wreckage?)

  • The pain of having to explain that you’re walking with a hitch, not because of some extreme workout-related injury, but because you absent-mindedly opened your car door into your knee (although, it should be noted, the knee pain is something this thing can help with)

  • The pain of digesting the aforementioned gas station breakfast burrito (and btw, lol, you were wrong, this is much more painful than the anticipation of said pain)

  • The pain of being on your 6th Wordle guess and somehow having only an E and an I, both yellow

  • The pain of knowing that, despite everything it did to you, you will have that gas station breakfast burrito tomorrow, because man, it was sooooo delicious

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