Diamond Muse 1/3 Carat Diamond Tennis Necklace

  • Tennis necklace, not required to play tennis but nice to have
  • 1/3 Carat Diamond, 0/3 Carrots
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May 12th, 2050

Father duke old in years and choked by thirst,
On his last day his don denying him the jug:
Into the well plunged alive he will come up dead,
Somewhat of an overcorrection, to jump in a well because he’s thirsty.

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