Diamond Muse 1.0 Carat TW Real Diamond XO Bracelet
- Rhodium-plated tennis bracelet with 1 Carat of diamonds
- Shiny shiny
You Probably Shouldn't Have
You might be thinking, “Say pal, where might I find myself one of those wacky IRK bags?” They are here, but there’s a catch, because we enjoy to both torment and reward you. I suggest you read that page carefully. Now, on with this mess:
“Happy Valentines Day, dear!”
“Oh, honey, you really didn’t have to get me anything…”
“Well, you know I’m just a SUPER thoughtful person. And believe me, you are gonna FLIP when you see what I got you.”
“Okay…”
“And here it is, your very own: Diamond Muse 1.0 Carat TW Real Diamond XO Bracelet!“
“What’s an exobracelet?”
“I don’t quite understand the question.”
“A real diamond exobracelet, as opposed to what, an endobracelet?”
“It’s XO, like the letters X and O.”
“How would that even work… would they cut around the wrist down to the bone, wrap the bracelet around it, and then kinda sew it back up?”
“You’re scaring me.”
“Do you think there’s an untapped market there?”
