Delta Children Cotton Canvas Teepee with Wooden Poles

  • Forts are always fun
  • But these days? When it’s harder to leave the house? They’re SUPER fun
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May 22nd, 2040

Far distant from his kingdom, sent on a dangerous journey,
he will lead a great army and keep it for himself.

The king will hold his people captive and hostage,

he will plunder the whole country on his return.
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