Dayton Quiet Portable 60,000 BTU Gas Torpedo Heater
Our Take
- Heats up to 1,500 sq. ft. of chilly despair.
- Compact, quiet, and ready to roll.
- Heat output calibrated for max comfort—no emotions required.
- Where’s my IRK? It’s right here.
The robots are taking over! Or *are* they?? (A Meh-rathon)
Each offer is presented by either a soulless robot or a flesh and blood human copywriter. Make your guess and discuss the dystopian implications in each comment section!
Dayton Quiet Portable 60,000 BTU Gas Torpedo Heater
The pitch: This thing blasts heat like a dragon with a vendetta—but quietly, and without all the medieval drama. Fire it up and watch cold air retreat in fear (or physics).
Did a robot write this? You tell us. Leave a comment! (The last one was HUMAN.)
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
![[Meh vs. The Machine] Debate the Future of Humanity Here](https://d2b8wt72ktn9a2.cloudfront.net/mediocre/image/upload/c_thumb,dpr_2.0,f_auto,h_117,q_auto,w_208/foha4upjgs9jd5jjfs9f.webp)
