Instant Regret Kit

  • Last call, friends
  • One last box of stuff
  • Model: L1RK1N6-4R0UND-4LL-D4Y

Greetings... FROM THE FUTURE: A Meh-rathon!

The date? January 20th, 2220. We have discovered, on the floor of the Pacifitlantic Ocean, a fully preserved house from the 2020s. Follow along as we describe what’s inside!

Would you believe that we found a 5th box of assorted garbage? Unreal! Although, to be honest, when I really looked at this one, I started to see the beauty of it, the fun of not knowing what was inside (when I turned my x-ray vision off) until you tore it open. But I had only a moment to really consider this before my submersible suit sent a vibration through me to inform me that it needed to be recharged. Which meant it was time to resurface and head home to our compound! On Saturn.

So far today...

  • 90713 of you visited.
  • 48% on a phone, 4% on a tablet.
  • 668 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 224 of these.
  • We sold out at 11:47pm.
  • That’s $1415 total.
  • (including shipping)

Who's buying this crap?