Dr. Cupidico's Revenge: A Meh-rathon

“That’s funny, because I’m surprised to see you,” Dr. Cupidico said, his enormous weapon raised and at the ready. “I thought I could drive a wedge between you two, and then take over the world while one of you wallowed in self-despair and the other spent the rest of your life in a relationship with the first deadbeat lowlife who crossed your path.”

“Well, bad news for you,” Coyote Woman said.

“Yeah,” said the Amazing Cactus. “Very bad news, because we’re–”

And then they both spoke at the same time, but finished the sentence in entirely different ways: he said, “getting back together,” while she said, “seeing how things go.”