CRKT Ken Onion Wrinkle 2 Knife

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  • Handle has wrinkled look, so people will think you crushed it in your hand because you’re so strong
  • AUS 8 modified drop point blade, IKBS ball-bearing system, locking liner, is that enough knife specs? Can we stop? Please?
  • Designed by world-famous knife genius Ken Onion, who refused to settle for having the name “Ken Onion” as enough awesomeness for one lifetime
  • Model: K200BXP
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It's the new pocket square.

Yeah, that little rectangle of cloth is cute and everything. But what good will it do if you suddenly need to free some hostages, or hack through some underbrush, or open some packing crates?

That’s why CRKT recommends a knife that “goes straight from work to a night out on the town.” No, really. That’s what they say about this knife.

Word to ya mug, CRKT. There’s no nightspot so posh that it can’t suddenly be overrun by creeping vines or inundated with unopened mail. But you can’t go rolling in the club with some tacky, boring knife. You need a knife that’s as stylish as you are (when you’re wearing zebra print). You need a knife that “will turn heads even when not in use” (their words again.)

You need the CRKT Ken Onion Wrinkle. This knife is pure class. Stick it in that breast pocket before your next speed-date, job interview, or seized property auction. Maybe you’ll have to deliver a beatdown to some rogue zipties or tenacious consumer packaging, or maybe you can just let its wrinkly handle decoration do the talking. Either way, we’re pretty sure it will turn heads. Even when not in use.

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