Today's SideDealCOSPRO 3-Piece Electric Salt and Pepper Grinder Set
Our Take
- Fill with salt or pepper or whatever
- Choose your desired coarseness
- They each have an LED light to illuminate your seasoning game
- The base self-charges and has a crumb tray
- Are they Mac compatible: Mac… and Cheese compatible, yes!
Robo Seasoning
How to use your COSPRO Electric Salt and Pepper Grinders
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Remove from packaging.
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Use the easy top-loading design to fill with Himalayan salt, pepper, kosher salt, or whatever you like.
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Select your desired level of coarseness.
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Enjoy the simple, one-button automation and the convenient wireless charging base
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Become obsessed with further improving your kitchen with technological innovations.
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Buy many more appliances.
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When you run out of appliances to buy, build your own: SaltBot, the world’s first fully automated, mobile salting robot.
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Never fear the threat of an under-seasoned meal again. SaltBot has it taken care of.
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Wake with a start one night to find SaltBot standing over you in the dark.
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Stammer something inadequate when SaltBot asks, in its robot voice, “Master, what does it mean to love?”
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Build a new robot: the PepperBride.
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Watch as the two of them work in perfect harmony in the kitchen.
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Try to ignore the strange sounds that come from the guest room where they stay at night.
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Add further appendages to both SaltBot and PepperBride for performing kitchen tasks beyond seasoning meals.
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Listen as the night sounds become even stranger.
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With the two extra helpers in the kitchen, take on more and more ambitious culinary projects. For example: squab.
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Watch with morbid fascination as SaltBot and PepperBride work to break down the squab. You know they’re robots and all, but doesn’t it sort of look like they’re enjoying this?
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Check the little whiteboard where you write the menu for the week and find your plans erased. In their place, on every day of the week, it’s squab.
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Open the fridge to find it packed with squab that you didn’t buy.
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Eat squab at every meal, even breakfast, for many days.
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Finally, when you’ve worked through the squab in the fridge, send SaltBot and PepperBride to get more squab.
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While they’re away, have the locks changed.
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When they return, listen to them jiggle the door for nearly three hours before giving up and going somewhere else.
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Go back to using your COSPRO Electric Salt and Pepper Grinders. They’re the only seasoning-related innovations you need.
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Try to ignore the concerning reports about the city’s pigeon population.
NOTE: Steps 5 through 25 are optional.
