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Cobra Drive HD Dual View Dash Cam

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1080p in the front-facing camera, 720p in the rear, so a reverse mullet of resolution (or maybe a true mullet? Is 720p less business-y? Maybe we shouldn’t have brought up mullets at all?)
G-sensor to turn on camera when impact is detected
Continuous loop recording
Apparently, the cameras collect data to keep drivers informed of red light cameras and speed traps and stuff
Can it make a margarita: No, and if you’re drinking a marg while driving, it really doesn’t matter what the camera shows; you’re in trouble

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Cold Is Nigh

Look, we don’t want to rain on your fall parade. After all, wet flannel is uncomfortable. But let’s just say it like it is: the pleasant temperatures, the leaves falling from the trees, the delicious pumpkin and apple treats? They’re all just delightful precursors to the dark, frigid, miserable winter days ahead.

But really, winter isn’t that bad. If you’re inside. The dead grass, the bare trees, the cold wind, the sun setting hours before dinner time–who cares when you don your favorite chunky sweater or robe, tuck yourself under a blanket on the couch, and sip cocoa while reading cozy mysteries or watching classic movies?

It’s when you need to go somewhere that winter really starts to bum you out. Putting on all the layers and stepping out into the chill isn’t any fun. But it’s even worse if you have to drive somewhere.

Obviously, there are major weather conditions to contend with–snow, freezing rain, black ice, etc. But even on clear days a whole week or two after a blizzard when the streets are plowed and dry and caked with salt, treacheries await. The snow drifts pile up in the shoulders reducing the width of the lanes, for example. And then there’s the aforementioned darkness, making it hard to see on your commute to and from work.

Hell, with all the accumulated bullshit of winter, you can get in an accident without even driving anywhere or being in your car. Parked on the street overnight? Someone could hit a slick patch of slush and side-swipe your vehicle while you’re sleeping.

It’s a fraught time is what we’re saying.

These front- and rear-facing dash cams won’t help you avoid winter accidents. They will, however, help you avoid taking the blame for an accident that’s not your fault. As in: when someone’s driving down the middle of that snow-narrowed road trying to find a new podcast to listen to on their phone, and they run straight into your car, you’ve got it on camera, thanks to its continuous loop recording. Plus, with Parking Mode, the camera will wake up if motion is detected or its g-sensor is triggered, meaning you’ve got evidence for your insurance company even in the event of the aforementioned overnight side-swiping.

So buy them and keep yourself (or at least your insurance rate) protected.

Then drive carefully all winter long.

Cobra Drive HD Dual View Dash Cam

Cold Is Nigh

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