Click & Grow Smart Garden 9
- Uh, maybe somebody should tell all these farmers who are always talking about how hard the work is, that THEY CAN JUST PLUG THAT SHIT IN AND WALK AWAY?
- (This is a joke. We respect farmers. Please don’t get mad at us.)
- Anyway, it’s a little baby garden that requires very little work.
- You load in the plant capsules, fill the water tank, plug it in, and wait for the harvest.
- Comes with 3 capsules each for: mini tomatoes, basil, and lettuce. We’re also selling some extra pods over here if you want to stock up
- Doesn’t come with capsules for, but can grow: marijuana.
- Model: SG9S7US, SG9S8US. The 2 different models denote color options, we believe. But what is the 7th color and what is the 8th?!
No Weeding Required (But You Can If You Want)
So, this thing is pretty cool, right? Seriously, even if the phrase “NASA inspired Smart Soil” makes me cringe a little, we can’t deny: there’s something delightful about a miniature garden that you don’t have to think about. All you do is plug in the biodegradable plant capsules, fill the water tank, set it in the corner of your kitchen, and plug it in. Then there’s nothing to do until the plants sprout up. You know, the mini tomatoes, or the basil, or the lettuce, or the…
You know…
The…
Here, lean in. Closer. So I can whisper in your ear.
No, not that close.
Perfect.
The marijuana.
Look, I’m not saying you should buy the Click and Grow Smart Garden 9 for growing pot, or that it’s one of the included plants. I’m just saying that it’s 2019, the recreational use of cannabis is legal in 11 states, so it’s natural that someone would’ve tried, right? After all, stoners possess their own Robocop-like interface that, instead of assessing the surroundings for threats or criminal activity, will perform split-second analysis of any object to determine whether or not you can do weed with it.
(This is something I became aware of my freshman year college, when I was assigned a roommate with an innate, almost primal sense of weed-related engineering that allowed him to render any bottle, can, or other vessel into a bong.)
So, what’s the verdict? Has anyone tried?
Of course they have!
And it seems like it’s possible! At least, that’s what I gleaned from skimming this SEVENTY-TWO POST thread, which devolves, predictably, into an inscrutable discussion of cool-bro gear.
So buy it up, weed-heads, and start your own little grow operation (if it’s legal in your state [which we need to say, to cover our bases])! And for the rest of you, who aren’t possessed by the reefer madness? IDK, get one and enjoy a nice salad or whatever.