Classy as all Fuck

  • Some classy ass PJs
  • Some classy as all shit wall art
  • Some shoes that scream, “classy motherfucker”
  • And some wipes to give you a classy fucking tan
  • For sized items, we picked the largest sizes we had. If you’re smaller, you can grow into them, if you’re larger… It’s an interesting donate bin find
  • Super-limited-as-fuck-edition bundle (in that, we don’t have many of them, because we doubt they’ll be popular)
  • Model: CL455H0L3
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Bundles of Personality: a Meh-rathon

During a Meh-rathon, we usually offer one item after another. But this is the height of the holiday shopping season! Desperate times call for desperate measures! Which is why we’ve decided to do something a little different. We put together gift bundles corresponding to a variety of personalty types. That way, you can get all your shopping done for a person with JUST ONE purchase! Our current bundle?

Classy as all Fuck

Seriously, we just know there’s someone in your life who’s classy as a motherfucker.

We’re talking fancy as shit, a total-ass high-flute-in a-wrist-o-crat.

And for that absolutely upscale as all fuck friend or family member, that person with a metric butt-ton of sophistication, this is the absolute prefect as fuck gift bundle!

So far today...

  • 54615 of you visited.
  • 51% on a phone, 4% on a tablet.
  • 1312 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 48 of these.
  • We sold out at 1:11am.
  • That’s $1507 total.
  • (including shipping)

Who's buying this crap?