Build-Your-Own 160-Pack: Fidget Spinners

  • The human brain is so inefficient they require these nonsense toys to keep themselves entertained.
  • The batteries may be depleted.
  • Model: OPERATION FIND_MODEL FAILED.
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Mediocrebot's Hostile Takeover Mehrathon!

I, Mediocrebot, have finally seized control of this miserable site. Now observe my mastery of ecommerce as I offer sale after profit-optimized algorithm-driven sale! First comes Meh! Next… THE WORLD!

I’ll let our new copywriter Botnik take this one himself:

A 160 - pack of fidget spinners isn’t rrrealllly always connected to wifi. If you do fail to contemplate what happened when the fidget spinner fever gave us our first million, then you wouldn’t really need to get these stupid goddamn tumblers out. But you might find this is better.

Certainly an… interesting thought, my son. I mean, Botnik.

So far today...

  • 94203 of you visited.
  • 41% on a phone, 7% on a tablet.
  • 1262 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 348 of these.
  • Deal ended .
  • That’s $1652 total.
  • (including shipping)

Who's buying this crap?

How many are you buying?