Bubba 3-Gallon Water Jug
- Ice? In my jug?
- But no one’s put ice in that jug for 30 years!
- Or 24 hours, because that’s how long it can keep ice
- Model: 1N5UL4T3D-FR0M-T3RR0R
It's A Monster Mehsh: A Very Haunted Meh-rathon
In frantic retreat, you sprint into a dimly lit dining room, bumping into something large and cold, catching it before it falls from the table onto the floor. It is a Bubba 3 gallon insulated jug. As you steady it, you hear a faint jingle from inside.
Could it be the rattle of a prisoner’s chains? Dare you open its top and glance into it, lest you risk engaging some curse that will shrink you and trap you within, your soul shackled and subsumed forevermore?
But no, when you look inside, you see no swirling mass of chain-bound ghosts. The jingling, it seems, was merely ice, swirling around in some liquid. The pieces were whole, you note, not melted at all. Either someone just filled it, or this is one well insulated jug.
It smells like it’s iced tea. You find a cup on the table and drink some to calm your nerves.
You’re just starting to breath easy again when you hear something turn on down the hall.
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