Brilliant Diamonds 1/10 Carat TW Diamond Halo Stud Earrings
- They’re exactly what it says they are
- In the name
- I guess make sure you have pierced ears first
You Probably Shouldn't Have
You might be thinking, “Say pal, where might I find myself one of those wacky IRK bags?” They are here, but there’s a catch, because we enjoy to both torment and reward you. I suggest you read that page carefully. Now, on with this mess:
“Happy Valentines Day, dear!”
“Oh, honey, you really didn’t have to get me anything…”
“Well, you know I’m just a SUPER thoughtful person. And believe me, you are gonna FLIP when you see what I got you.”
“Okay…”
“And here it is, your very own: Brilliant Diamonds 1/10 Carat TW Diamond Halo Stud Earrings!“
“How pretty! Where does the ‘halo’ part come from?”
“I stole them from an angel.”
“You what?”
“Shit, St. Peter’s at the front door with a warrant and a battering ram! Run!”
