Too late It’s over

Brewsly Cold Press Juicer by AICOOK

It’s a juicer
Easy to assemble and clean
Good for fruits and veggies

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We've Created A Monster

Anyone else getting tired of the same old monsters. Dracula? More like Drab-ula! Zombies? A bunch of real zom-bozos! Werewolves? Get-the-hell-outta-here, wolves! Enough with the masked killers using gardening implements, with the typical ghosts and ghouls, and enough with the clowns! No, it’s about time we forge a bold new direction in horror. I’ve even roped in our own resident monster-sculptor @KoolHandJoe for his expert opinions on the matter. Let’s see what we’ve got.

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How about a were-bloodworm? They’re like leeches, but worse. Uglier, venomous, painful. They’ve even got super sharp teeth made partially out of a copper compound. Their skin is pale enough that you can see the blood inside them. Freaky. Now imagine a bloodworm person. Eh? Eh?