Too late It’s over

Braven 705 Bluetooth Speaker with 1400mAh Battery

A bluetooth speaker that doubles as a power bank (or vice versa)
Available in pink and purple, the colors of respect
We think it sounds real nice, and most Amazon reviewers seem to agree
Water resistant but don’t go nuts, all right?
Model: B705MBP, B705PBP (Googleable, free of those detestable hyphens, and sounds like an attempt to rap and beatbox at the same time when spoken aloud)

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Et Tu, Braven?

Friends, Conan, friends of friends, lend me your ears.
I come to write up this speaker, not to praise it.
The built-in power that it banks is 1400
mAhs, good if often dies does your phone;
So let’s not call it “speaker.” The brandname Braven
has sold you speakers that were resistant;
If it were so, it was to water though,
And previously this speaker handl’d it.
Hear, untz untz and the bass drops are the best–
So are the calls, calls on built-in mic–
Come on this joke has ceased being fun at all.