Suggestions for VERY cheap place to stay in Houston in medical center area

Kidsandliz went on a bit of a rant said
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In mid May I am headed to Houston to MD Anderson Cancer center for an apt. Most years (recently that is) I sleep in my car in the parking garage. I just don’t want to this year if I can help it. Sometimes I get lucky and can get free housing only this year the two places I know of that does this are requiring a care taker. Are you fucking crazy? A caretaker when I do not need of help??? Back when I had a decent income I used to stay at Extended Stay on Fannin because they have a free shuttle and a kitchen but the price there has gone up (and my income has gone down) so much I can’t afford it anymore. Rodeo, energy conference or some such stupid thing is in town at the fairgrounds (which is across the street from that hotel) then which complicates both finding something cheap (since hotels around there jack prices up) and something where I don’t have a horrific commute at 5am - I commute to that hotel and take their free shuttle to save on expensive parking.

Alternatively anyone (female) want 3 free nights (likely in Katy because the close place is likely full at this point - this is run by a non-profit and they have their own housing) to be my pretend caretaker where you can do whatever the heck you want while I do my usual crap there? I believe it is a situation of 1 bedroom, 2 beds, private bath, shared kitchen and shared living room, and likely some stupidity rules about not coming home at 2am…