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Bluetooth Outlet Speaker with 2.1A USB Port

  • Turns a simple AC outlet into a Bluetooth speaker and a 2.1 amp USB charging port
  • And you get one outlet back thanks to the pass-through AC outlet on the side
  • We’ve seen AC-to-2.1 amp USB adapters that cost this much
  • You know if you don’t buy this, you’re going to find yourself in some situation where it would really come in handy and then you’ll be sorry, just you wait, you’ll be sorry
  • Model: ARSWP1 (uh… “Arsewipe 1”? Is this a model number or the vanity plate of a bratty heir to the Charmin fortune?)
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The thing that shall be named, if it kills us.

Here we have this thing. It’s a… thing. It does a bunch of things. It plugs into an AC outlet. It’s got a speaker on it. It’s got a USB charging port. So you could call it a USB outlet speaker. Simple enough.

Well, actually, the speaker’s got Bluetooth. That’s important. That should be in the name. So let’s call it a USB outlet Bluetooth speaker. We think that captures it.

That’s still not quite it, though, because that sounds like maybe it could be USB-powered. OK, then, it’s an AC-powered USB-charging Bluetooth outlet speaker. Boom. Done.

Actually, the more we think about it, the more it seems like the USB port is the most important thing. People know what a “USB charger” is better than they recognize “outlet speaker”. That should be what we call it, with the Bluetooth speaker as a bonus. OK, then, let’s change the word order: it’s an AC-to-USB charger with a Bluetooth speaker.

But hang on, there’s also an AC outlet built into the… the thing. Yeah. We gotta get that pass-through in there somewhere, too, so people know you’ll still have at least one outlet when you plug it in even though the thing itself is bulky enough to take up two spaces. Hmm. OK, so that would make it an AC-powered plug-in AC pass-through USB charging port with wireless Bluetooth speaker.

No, no, on second thought, the Bluetooth speaker is the real star here. Let’s switch up the order one more time to really emphasize that. It’s an AC-powered plug-in wireless Bluetooth speaker with USB charging port and AC pass-through outlet.

You know, one of those.

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