Big Mouth Novelty Pool Floats
- Vinyl pool floats
- Hold approximately 200 lbs
- Don’t put an actual unicorn on it, then
You Probably Shouldn't Have
You might be thinking, “Say pal, where might I find myself one of those wacky IRK bags?” They are here, but there’s a catch, because we enjoy to both torment and reward you. I suggest you read that page carefully. Now, on with this mess:
“Happy Valentines Day, dear!”
“Oh, honey, you really didn’t have to get me anything…”
“Well, you know I’m just a SUPER thoughtful person. And believe me, you are gonna FLIP when you see what I got you.”
“Okay…”
“And here it is, your very own: Big Mouth Novelty Pool Floats!“
“But these aren’t themed after the hit animated adult comedy Big Mouth at all.”
“No, are you upset?"
“Hell no, this is WAY more palatable.”
