When is a Belkin Bluetooth Keyboard an appropriate gift?

• When a friend has just lost his or her Bluetooth keyboard- When a friend has just lost his or her Bluetooth keyboard because you broke it- When you’re attending a Secret Santa party where the theme is “Connectivity in a Wireless World”- When a Jewish person turns 13 and you’re pretty sure owns a tablet, probably- When you know someone is getting a tablet as a gift from someone else, and you want to jump on that gratitude train without spending tablet money- On your anniversary, when you’re trying to bore the other person into breaking up with you- When you’ve just closed a business deal for a large quantity of Bluetooth keyboards- When someone has graduated from high school or college who you don’t know very well but are still obligated to buy a gift for- When you discover, on your way to someone’s birthday party, that the store is out of more exciting gifts, like Ziploc bags and copy paper- When a man marries a Bluetooth-equipped mobile device- When a woman marries a Bluetooth-equipped mobile device- When two Bluetooth-equipped mobile devices marry each other- When you just need something you can wrap up and give and don’t give a shit what it is- When you really super give a shit about someone’s ability to type easily on their tablet- Canadian Thanksgiving (Monday, October 12)