Backpack, Flashlight, And Confectionery Accessories Bundle
- You get 1 backpack, 1 flashlight, and 2 bags of sweet supplementary items
- The backpack is from Swiss Elite, the flashlight is from POGO, and the tri-color faux-grain add-ons are from Brach’s
- Everything you need to hike in the dark and leave a trail of sugary kernels that will lead you back home
- Other stores sell the backpack and flashlight at twice this price, and don’t even include the (all-important) portable pastille pack
- Model: BPFLCAB (Not the prettiest model number we’ve ever constructed, but it gets the job done, just like the condensed energy in the bags of sweetened maize facsimiles)
One Of Two Things Can Happen On Halloween
You have many tough decisions to make before Halloween. Will you wear a costume? If so, what will it be? Will you hand out candy to trick-or-treaters? If so, which candy? Will you eat an entire bag of candy corn? If so, will you regret it?
But one decision looms over all of these. A decision so weighty it could make or break your Halloween: Which iconic YouTube video will you put on to get in the mood? Will you watch the great Tim Curry in “Anything Can Happen On Halloween”?
Or Omaha CW affiliate KXVO’s Dancing Pumpkin?
Both will delight you. Both will inspire you. But which will you choose as your spirit animal this All Hallows’ Eve?
Will you adopt the wistful, dreamy cape-dancing of Mr. Curry?
Or the jocular snap-dance of the pumpkin man?
Which ghastly green screen effects will put you in the mood? Surreal 80s visuals?
Or crisp, mid-aughts color keying?
Really it comes down to what mood you wish to set at the Halloween party you plan to attend or throw. Mr. Curry’s unsettling mania will put you in a position to plumb the pitch-black depths of humanity’s psyche:
Whereas Mr. Pumpkin’s nonchalant, tongue-in-gourd approach sets a more ironic, self-aware tone:
In other words, will you be a trick?
Or a treat?
